Author Archives: elroyjones

About elroyjones

Married, no children, responsibly self-directed, living happily.

Luna Salvation

Last evening my husband made an ill-advised comment that began with “You don’t understand because you don’t have children…” and ended with me making some strategic changes to my advance directive and my obituary, damn straight! My obituary and my … Continue reading

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Marriage Supreme

It is my hope that the courageously optimistic people with plans for wedded bliss will ALL live happily ever after.

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Available Now

Originally posted on Wretched Richard's Almanac:
Electronic versions available now.  Print version available July 1. . Pirates in the Caribbean?  That’s just the stuff of movies or amusement park rides. At least that’s what Terry thought before he washed…

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Hauling Knickers

Don’t drop your knickers. If you must drop your knickers, don’t rush to get married. If you get married, don’t create a business together. If you become entangled in a business venture, don’t engage in any construction projects. If you … Continue reading

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Big Dreams

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Growing Excitement

For redundancy’s sake let’s reiterate a few things. I am resistant to quite a lot, particularly changes that I do not initiate. I am opposed to working as hard as we do. We got into this building project against my … Continue reading

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DP Prompt ~ Eat drink be merry ~ Before

DP Prompt ~ Eat drink be merry ~ Before.  

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