Author Archives: elroyjones

About elroyjones

Equal Elroy, searching for the best answer.

Perplexing Poverty

Posted on November 4, 2022 by elroyjones

Looking at the spreadsheets I maintain and seeing what we can afford, it strikes me that we are the American dream. We’re high school drop-outs you know; the pair of us, underachievers, kids who adamantly refuckingfused to live up to … Continue reading →

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Benevolent Nuns

Posted on February 23, 2018 by elroyjones

My mother was a comfort to the incarcerated. Continue reading →

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Mourning Gregg

Posted on June 4, 2017 by elroyjones

I guess I’ve become that person. I am so ANGRY that Gregg Allman is dead. I’ve been immersed in his death and funeral for over a week today. We’re old. It’s unbelievable. Yesterday, during the funeral, I went to the … Continue reading →

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Catching Up

Posted on January 20, 2017 by elroyjones

From The Guardian https://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/apr/15/neoliberalism-ideology-problem-george-monbiot As I’m sure you know, the Trump Situation depresses me. “They were the government—a gang of rich, mean-spirited old fucks who made democracy work by beating us all stupid with a series of billion-dollar hypes they … Continue reading →

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Bedtime for Donald — Wretched Richard’s Almanac

Posted on October 13, 2016 by elroyjones

They’re saying women aren’t going to vote for me. Boy are they in for a surprise on election day. I’m going to win, win big, and women will be voting for me, because they secretly love me. And I love … Continue reading →

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Bedtime for Donald

Posted on October 11, 2016 by elroyjones

Clever, funny, and sad but true all at once.

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Defining Offensive

Posted on October 9, 2016 by elroyjones

I’ve been all work and no play for quite a while. I spend most of my waking hours alone, working. Someone, who shall remain nameless, but if you know me at all you’ll know who I mean, thought it would … Continue reading →

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Bedtime for Donald

Posted on October 9, 2016 by elroyjones

I ran the Miss Universe contest. Talk about experience in world affairs. Herding bimbos is a lot harder than dealing with attachés and ambassadors. That’s work for someone like a Secretary of… Source: Bedtime for Donald

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Freedom to Ejaculate

Posted on August 14, 2016 by elroyjones

Originally posted on ipledgeafallegiance:
Donald Trump’s presidential running mate, Governor Mike Pence of Indiana recently signed an anti abortion bill passed by the Indiana legislature. Mr Pence opposes all forms of abortion no matter the reason nor complication. He also…

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